Aaaagh!
February 8th, 2010
Oh, and if that wasn’t enough….
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Talking about funny videos….
November 11th, 2009
Now this one is priceless, especially for all of you tech people out there:
Funniest Video Ever
November 11th, 2009
I could not believe how funny this video is, especially 2:30 minutes into the video when the Prairie dog appears:
I can see them following me!
July 2nd, 2009
I met my wife and son who were at the beach playground. When my toddler saw me, he got excited and ran around in circles, then bolting off in the direction of a dirt path that led to a gas yard.
A toddle can’t run that fast so I followed him and as he was running, giggling down the path, 3 mosquitos attach themselves to his back. Aaah!
I quickly put my right forearm between his legs and used my left arm to hold his shoulder, hoisting him up and running out of that area.
My son is laughing hysterically as I am running, carrying him back to the playground and my wife sees us running towards he. She doesn’t know what going on but she sees the swam of mosquitos behind me as I get closer to her. She watches them trail me as I pass her.
They didn’t care for my son so much when I put him down next to the slide, but they got a wiff of me and they wanted blood!
“You know, only females suck blood.”
Great! Bloodthirsty females with wings chasing me around a playground 
Quote of the day
April 23rd, 2009
“With AT&T as the mandatory carrier, owning an iPhone is like dating a supermodel with cancer” (wired.com)
I think that about sums it up!
Probably the best ten minutes you’ll ever spend
August 12th, 2008
This has go to be the funniest IT story I’ve ever seen. If you don’t know what IT is, then you don’t deserve to watch this:
You can’t pee there!
July 7th, 2008
This past 4th of July weekend was okay. Friday I couldn’t do much since I have a 18 month old son and when you have one, you can’t really go out and party like you did… pre-child. Anyway, my wife and I watched “Dodgeball” on Friday;
“If you can dodge a WRENCH, then you can dodge a dodgeball!”
Classic! Pure classic! If you haven’t seen it, then there is something wrong with you… 
Anyway, on Saturday I went skeet and trap shooting for the first time 
Lots of fun until I noticed that I was developing a black and blue mark on my pec. I guess I didn’t hold the shotgun close enough to me…
Sunday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to take my son over to Eisenhower park to play in the children’s playground. Good idea I thought… until we got there.
The park played out more like a block party in Washington Heights rather than a State park where it would be quiet and serene. My son didn’t care, and we were there… so why not make the best of it?
Well, we were in the kids play area and my son was crawling up and down the stairs. Another kid, around 8 years old, was standing inside the playpen. He was standing in front of a clear plastic semi-sphere window and then proceeded to take out his penis and pee!
“Hey! What are you doing?! You can’t pee there!” I said.
The kid just looked at me with a straight face and kept peeing. The pee ran inside the clear globe and down like a mini waterfall of urine.
“Hey, honey!” I said to my wife, “That kid is peeing in there!”
“Oh my god… Oooooh kay. Time to go”, wife said.
With that, we picked up my son, who didn’t understand why we were leaving so quickly, and left.
That kid just went back to his two brothers and acted like nothing had happened.
That thought. The idea that some kid just peed into a playpen without any remorse tells me that something is really wrong with him. That just killed it for me.
What is wrong with this kid?